Things that Suck

ABOUT THE BOOK
Things that Suck is one man's attempt to catalogue, in no particular order, every crappy thing he can think of. If it's true that misery loves company, this book could very well be the best friend you ever have.

WHERE TO BUY
Buy Things that Suck online at Amazon, Borders, or Barnes & Noble. Signed copies may be purchased from the author through PayPal.

CONTRIBUTE TO THE SUCK LIST
Things that Suck is a work in progress. You personal experiences are welcome and encouraged. Please share. It'll will make you feel better. Email or text your contributions to: raulih777@tumblr.com

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Is this like that book "14,000 Things to be Happy About"?
A: No. It's the exact opposite. If you like that book, you're a loser.
Q: Is this the type of book you might take with you to the toilet? (No offense.)
A: Yes. That would make me very happy. (No offense taken.)
Q: I can think of a lot of things that suck. Are they all included in the book?
A: Yes.
Q: Okay. What about...
A: Yes. Everything is included. I've thought of everything.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Jason Kaplan is the author and illustrator of Things that Suck. He was raised in Maryland, and studied English and Anthropology in college. He began his career by making sound effects for elephants on National Geographic and ended up selling bidets on the Internet. Jason is also lonely and loves to procrastinate. Email him!

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Things that Suck: Driving your car on top of another car. I arrived moments after this occurred so I have no idea what series of events could have made this happen. Don’t you need a ramp or something to get your car airborne? Neither the Honda nor the Toyota seemed to be even remotely damaged in any way. In any event, I’m no longer going to question anything I remember from the Dukes of Hazard as improbable.

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