Fri 03 Jul ∞ Permalink
Things that Suck: Losing your canary.

Things that Suck: Losing your canary.

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Fri 26 Jun ∞ Permalink

Things that Suck: Dunking your earbud in your coffee cup.

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Wed 03 Jun ∞ Permalink
Things that suck: Paying $3500 to have your house tented for termites and then discovering ants in your kitchen two days later.

Things that suck: Paying $3500 to have your house tented for termites and then discovering ants in your kitchen two days later.

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Thu 19 Feb ∞ Permalink
Things that Suck: losers who stay at home all day playing Second Life, guarding their wireless Internet signal.

Things that Suck: losers who stay at home all day playing Second Life, guarding their wireless Internet signal.

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Tue 10 Feb ∞ Permalink

Riding your bike, minding your own business, wondering why your face is suddenly really wet, and realizing your rode past a car window just as someone was spitting out.End quote.

—Brenda H., Los Angeles
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Thu 05 Feb ∞ Permalink
Things that Suck: Driving your car on top of another car. I arrived moments after this occurred so I have no idea what series of events could have made this happen. Don’t you need a ramp or something to get your car airborne? Neither the Honda nor the Toyota seemed to be even remotely damaged in any way. In any event, I’m no longer going to question anything I remember from the Dukes of Hazard as improbable.

Things that Suck: Driving your car on top of another car. I arrived moments after this occurred so I have no idea what series of events could have made this happen. Don’t you need a ramp or something to get your car airborne? Neither the Honda nor the Toyota seemed to be even remotely damaged in any way. In any event, I’m no longer going to question anything I remember from the Dukes of Hazard as improbable.

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Wed 04 Feb ∞ Permalink
Things that Suck: An overflowing sewer…on your property. I woke up this morning to see feces and toilet paper bubbling up, out of my sewer. The culprit…this nasty pile of roots that had grown into the waste line. I’m not sure this is a job I would like to have: put on a pair of really heavy rubber gloves and jam a shit-busting cable 200 feet into a pipe. Then pull it back out and clean off whatever comes with it. Repeat.

Things that Suck: An overflowing sewer…on your property. I woke up this morning to see feces and toilet paper bubbling up, out of my sewer. The culprit…this nasty pile of roots that had grown into the waste line. I’m not sure this is a job I would like to have: put on a pair of really heavy rubber gloves and jam a shit-busting cable 200 feet into a pipe. Then pull it back out and clean off whatever comes with it. Repeat.

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Tue 03 Feb ∞ Permalink

Backing over your kid’s bicycle that you just bought him for Christmas.End quote.

—Carla J., Minneapolis
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Mon 02 Feb ∞ Permalink
See if you can find all of the things that suck about this one.

See if you can find all of the things that suck about this one.

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Mon 02 Feb ∞ Permalink

Watching your cell phone with all your contact information on it drive away in the backseat of a taxi cab that just dropped you off at JFK Airport.End quote.

—Andrew Z.
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